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Master Raame (Guest), September 1st, 2008, 6:11 am


Dumb Kreia... she gets drunk on power... Give me some of that!


blablabla (Guest), September 1st, 2008, 6:18 am

Everyone stupid
I've seen stupid jedi before but that just tops it


lucifer (Guest), September 1st, 2008, 1:10 pm

WTF
Kreia isnt a jedi if she was then in the game whe would have a blue backround


Ravenna (Guest), September 1st, 2008, 3:37 pm

for lucifer
Yes, Kreia is a Jedi in the game. She's a Jedi Consolar in KOTORII, for those of you who don't know. And just because she doesn't have a blue background doesn't mean anything. She would be considered a Grey Jedi, like Jolee Bindo in KOTOR. Though we all know where she ends up later in the game... (not posting spoilers for those who haven't played the game.)


Shugojin (Guest), September 1st, 2008, 9:22 pm


no, the blade would be fine - it's something Trask mentions at the very beginning of KOTOR I, that all swords and vibroblades are constructed with a cortosis weave so that they stand up to lightsabers.


hmmm (Guest), September 2nd, 2008, 4:16 pm


HAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HIS ACCENT


Padawan Lana (Guest), September 6th, 2008, 9:52 am


LOL! stupid kreia..


Generalkickassery (Guest), September 6th, 2008, 7:17 pm


KiraKiller, i think i have an answer to your thought, i was playing KOTOR earlier, and Trask explains that "your melee weapon is made using a cortosis weave(or whatever..poor..quoting skills..) it can stand up against anything-even a lightsaber"


Generalkickassery (Guest), September 6th, 2008, 7:19 pm

curses
should have read more posts before making an arse of myself..lol,sorry Shugojin


thedrunkninja (Guest), September 7th, 2008, 5:08 pm

FOOLS!!!
FOOLS AND CAPITALISTS!!! To everyone confused on the vibro vs saber thing: Trask ONLY says it once you get to the door to the bridge on the Endar Spire and IF you have a blaster equipped. He says it would be suicide to use a blaster in close quarters and you are given the option to say "What if they have lightsabers?" THEN he states that vibroblades are made with the blah blah blah...

And to Kirakillerman, are you daft man?!??! Have you never once fought against a dark jedi with a non-jedi character who uses vibroblades??!?! Or visa versa!!! Has your main character when equipped with a lightsaber ever fought an enemy wielding a vibroblade!?!??! VERY UNLIKELY THAT YOU HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED EITHER SCENARIOS PLAYING KOTOR 1 OR 2!!!!!!!


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I'LL KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!


thedrunkninja (Guest), September 10th, 2008, 2:20 pm

FOOL!!! (singular this time)
FOOL YET AGAIN!!! For the love of god! Did you actually ever play the game or is your memory as bad as that guy I sat next to in calculus who would forget everything he ever learned at the beginning of every summer??!? The fight against the dark jedi in the Sith base doesn't count because HE WASN'T WIELDING A LIGHTSABER!!!! In fact, he clearly states BEFORE the fight that defeating you would earn him his lightsaber.

TRUE!!! IF you had Bastilla in your party at the time, this would count. BUT the way you worded it made it seem that HE was the one with the lightsaber and YOU were the one wielding the vibroblade!!! EITHER WAY, I DON'T CARE SO THERE SHOULD BE NO POINT TO REPLYING TO THIS POST DUE TO THE FACT THAT I PROBABLY WON'T BELIEVE YOU IF YOU DO SAY THAT YOU DID MEAN THAT YOU HAD BASTILLA IN YOUR PARTY AT THE TIME BECAUSE I JUST GAVE YOU THE IDEA AND YOU MIGHT JUST SAY IT SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE SOME RETARD WHO NEVER PLAYED EITHER OF THE KOTORS, BUT I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A WAY TO INSULT YOU BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T NEED ANYMORE ENEMIES THAN I ALREADY HAVE WHICH IS TOO MANY FOR ME TO HANDLE TO BEGIN WITH, SO WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BUY YOU LUNCH SOMETIME IF I DID INSULT YOU!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?


Random guy (Guest), September 12th, 2008, 4:15 pm

Anger issues
No offense, but you seem to have anger issues. you shouldn't blame people for being ignorant about cortosis weaves, after all it's not an important part of life.


thedrunkninja (Guest), September 14th, 2008, 7:33 pm

DIFFERENT FOOL!!!
Now listen to me, you... you... you random guy... I don't know who you think you are, but if YOU think you are what I think, then you MUST think of yourself as a FOOL who doesn't know when people are just being ironically angry for the sake of internet comedic media!!! As for me, I'm just some drunk psycho with an arsenal of weapons at my disposal so I'm not exactly sure how the two go hand and hand!!! As for your comment, I DO take offense, both to the thought of ME having anger issues and to your terrible grammar and spelling. I do not take OFFENCE because you are not causing annoyance, but I do take OFFENSE because you are causing anger on my part... fool... YOU DO NOT WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH A NINJA WITH TOO MANY SHURIKENS AND HEINEKENS WHO ALREADY DOES TOO MUCH NITPICKING FOR HIS OWN OR ANYONE ELSE'S GOOD!!! AND I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE MAKING THIS ANY LONGER THAN IT SHOULD BE AS MY OTHER POSTS HAVE INDICATED BUT I SUPPOSE IF I REALLY WANTED TO, I COULD WHICH MAKES ME THINK I HAVE MORE POWER IN MY HANDS THAN I THOUGHT!!! AND BLOODY HELL, IT SEEMS THAT THIS WAS ACTUALLY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, IN WHICH I WOULD IMPLORE YOU TO IGNORE THE LAST REMARK AND HAVE A GRAND BLOODY DAY, YOU FOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Random guy (Guest), September 22nd, 2008, 3:47 pm

Anger issues (again)
First off,I don't care about my grammar as long as it makes sense, that's what Editors are for and secondly,I don't think that elder loffhagen intended his site to be used by drunk ninja's who lash out irrationly.


Random guy (Guest), September 22nd, 2008, 3:51 pm

and thirdly
And thirdly, what are shruikens against a lightsaber? or a army of gizka for that matter. I have friends in high places


thedrunkninja (Guest), September 23rd, 2008, 8:40 pm

and fourthly
I would like to first address Mr.???. First of all, I like your name, very ninja-like being all mysterious like that. And your ninjaness continues on how you completely assassinated the entire page format with a single comment. Nicely done.

Now, as for YOU, Mrs.Randomness, I find your carelessness for your own country's language disturbing and it makes me wonder if you might be a terrorist. Just an inkling, if you will. Now, I don't know about any internet elders, but I do know that the internet was conquered by the Black Shinjii ninja clan in the final battle against the future-robo cyborg, G4-T3S. Therefore, I am damn well able to lash out rationally and irrationally, mostly due to my vast supply of Heinekens.

As for your question about the SHURIKENS (you illiterate bum) against a lightsaber, I will answer with the following: George Lucas mainly based the idea of the Jedi around samurai... I kill samurai on a daily basis, and most of them call upon the power of the elements against me when I do fight them.

And as for your "friends" in the Gay Stalker Paradise and China-men Guild, I believe you'll find that they have lost control of their bowels... and their heads...

Since I haven't had a Heineken in the last 20 minutes, I am a little more sober so I can't really end this with a screaming paragraph like before so I will end in the following manner:

Ahem.

Get over it.

Thank you.


Random guy (Guest), September 24th, 2008, 6:58 am

Just when you thought they couldn't get dumber...
What makes you assume that english is my native language?
And maybe i am a terrorist.
Also do samurai have lightsabers? I don't recall saying anything about jedi.

you may also notice i've edited my last post so intoxicated warriors of oriental origin can't insult a very respectable organization.

and by the way the elder you speak of is the author of Totally kotor, a site i am sure you new to

also that's MR. randomness to you

And do you think we could move this debate to a more recent comic?


thedrunkninja (Guest), September 24th, 2008, 4:21 pm

BLARG!!!
Well, I don't recall you being such a bum about everything... oh wait.

Now, to those who did not know this, but since he admitted he edited his comment (and will no doubt edit his most recent comment after this, the lying bum) I will tell the folks who are actually reading this what he said:

"I have friends in high places(i.e. G.S.P.C.G.)"

Now, originally, while I was following you, Mrs.Randomnessgirl, in the shadows waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike, I thought that you meant the Gay Stalker Paradise and China-men Guild since I found out while rummaging through your mail trying to find blackmail material that you subscribe to their magazine, "Little Lads in Leather".
But, I later figured out that you meant the thing that has to do with the forums. Upon learning this, I realized that you are just a cheap, lying bum who tried poorly to threaten me with cheap lies. And stop sucking up to it, you wannabe internet nerd.

By the way yourself, I can only assume due to your poor ability to SPEAK YOUR OWN LANGUAGE that when you said "a site i am sure you new to" that you mean, "a site I am sure you, you handsom stallion, knew, too."
My answer is yes, of course I knew I was on the Totally Kotor site, you moron, and thank you for the compliment.

As for moving to a more recent comic (obviously in an effort not to further embarrass and humiliate yourself on only one page), I would prefer to end it before I hurt your feelings. I'd rather hurt your body parts. So if you must continue this little game you've made, then by all means make the first move while I go get a couple more Heinekens from my cellar. I will leave you with this that should answer any other remarks you wish to post on me:

Ahem yet again.

GET OVER IT, YOU BUM.

There you are.


Random guy (Guest), September 25th, 2008, 6:14 am

FOOL (always wanted to say that)
You're welcome for the compliment, and I stick by it when I said you looked like a horse.
The issue of "little lads in leather" belongs to my erm.. friend.
And I am not a wannabe internet nerd (or at least not in that aspect)if you'll check the comments under the comic entitled "Fun in the morgue" you will find two comments posted by "guest" if you like I can edit those to send you a message.

AS for when I said "a site i am sure you new to" ,that particular piece of bad grammar kept up for most of the night.

How about we move to next mondays comic?

And I resent being called a bum(it's not very PC)

and when i said "I have friends in high places" I should have said "I have occasionly friendly acquaintances."


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DeADe (Guest), November 24th, 2009, 4:32 pm


i just wanna say drunkninja, your a knob


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